But

-miracurously turns into AQUAA-


I really do have news! C8
I'm going to make a new blog.
Is that news enough?

Well, when I make it, I'll post the link here.
So stay updated >C

...but really. This is going to be for my randomawesomesauce epic YAAAY wheee posts. And teh other one's... boring. And all drooopysadsadBAAW... not. It'll be about me, actually >.<
So 8DDD

-Aquaaaaa

-eats fish-transforming tablets-

-BUBBLEBUBLLE Gloop-

Okay So

I haven't posted in a while
(I bet you just noticed that YA 8D)

Well anyhow
Imma fish now
So I'm bound to forget fins now and then
! D:!

BUT

I have news!
(that you're dying to hear)

...Wait I just forgot

.....
............
-thinks-
......................


Oh yea. I'm a fish.

~

I don't get you guys.

Why
WHY
I'm asking you
doesn't anyone here like rats?
(the domestic variety, that is)

Rats are adorable.
Rats are intelligent.
Rats are awesome.

I LOVE RATS. >.>

So stop, hating, rats, pshh.

BAWWW

Ant: -from other side of house- Hey blah blahbla habah
Me: What?
Ant: lablaheblah C8
Me: M'kaaay I'm coming 8'D
-1 min later-
Me: Ooh 83 These are mine?
Ant: YAH
Me: 8DDD!
..

And then
I

dropped them.
7
Perfectly cooked
Steggle's Tempura Chicken Breast Nuggets.

.__.

Our kitchen is filthy.
BUT I ATE THEM ANYWAY. 8'D
Even though they had random tiny black specs and even hair on them.

---

And guess what?
I have a new maths paper to do.

BAWWWWW

Parents. Love. To. TORTURE.

It's what they live for. >C

I had to use the internet at 3am right? Because I entered a hat boost (don't bother asking, it's an FP thing x.o) right? And there are time zone differences right? And I don't want to waste my virtual money right? And that just sucks right? right right RIGHT?

I now have to do 2 random JRAHS half - yearly exams (I don't even know how we got these! D8!) by 4pm.

Way to ruin the holidays.

WELL I DON'T BELIEVE IN MATHS. >CC SO THERE!

C8

-needstoeditlayoutbutcan'tbecausedaGIMPisnothere- D'8 You seee?
NOW we get exciting. C: HAAA! Prepare to suffer the aftereffects of suffering sufferage.
Fweeeee.

Smiley of the Day:
C8
--superawesomedudewhoatetoomuchsugar..buuutSarahthinksit'safrog 8C

..Anyhow I'm so bored it's not even funny. OI STOP LAUGHING. DD8!!
So I shall make you bored-er than I am bored, to make meself feels guud! 83 Muhuhuhuahua.

So -cough- ahem
OPERATION MAKE YOU BORED
I dare you.
Do it. >C

Stage 1.

READ THIS: >C
http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLcat+Odyssey

Survived? Well YAH that was easy now prepare for your next challenge.
YAH, so easy. >.<

Stage 2.

Click.
The.
..Button.

Click and bees will come pouring out of your monitor.



K? All set? next stage!

Stage 3.


Found at www.furry-paws.com ['cos that place is awesome, m'kay? 8DD]




..So, which way is she spinning? C8
If she's spinning right, you use the left part of your brain. If she's spinning left, you're using the right part of your brain.
Apparently if you think of something personal, she'll switch sides. Or if you think up different memories, and focus.

Spillout: It always turns right for me! D8 I FAIL >C

ANYHOW, BORED YET?

YAAAAAAY.

And so the epicness blog ish

BORN.

Fear teh blog's pwnsomeness.
FEAR IT.


Like teh kitteh did.



ANYHOW


--My life, my works and its failure
TODAY
Please take a seat. READ.

3:00am - peace, love and DREAMS

1. My house burnnnns.
2. A flying dishlike skateboard.
3. We become citizens of China >C

3:30pm - why pies win and i fail

Let me take you through a text-only tour of my award-winning pie-eating methods.

1. Open oven
2. Get blasted by hot air
3. (Accidently) touch hot pie with finger
4. Resist pain
5. Take pie out of oven and proceed forth to desired dining room
6. Bite pie while enduring blood-curdling screams emitted from the pastry food source
7. Observe that said pie is burnt
8. Peek at pie's burnt bottom
9. Hear the pie's evil laugh before a splash of filling plops onto your hand
10. Resist pain
11. Observe red mark spreading
12. Lick off filling
13. Resist pain now spreading on tongue
14. Win struggle and kill pie
15. Feel funny sensations creeping on tongue for another 8 hours

Proceed to sketch out 3 random things to cool down.

4:45pm - scream

I look at the clock and realise that I haven't showed my dogs on FP yet.
Go into panic mode.

OH and listen to dramatic sad violin music on youtube plz, kthnx and BAI.

5:45pm - 6:00pm

I get bored. I scratch up this little dude.

-pets- I dunno why they're happy.


OH.
And
Guess what?

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.