And so the epicness blog ish

BORN.

Fear teh blog's pwnsomeness.
FEAR IT.


Like teh kitteh did.



ANYHOW


--My life, my works and its failure
TODAY
Please take a seat. READ.

3:00am - peace, love and DREAMS

1. My house burnnnns.
2. A flying dishlike skateboard.
3. We become citizens of China >C

3:30pm - why pies win and i fail

Let me take you through a text-only tour of my award-winning pie-eating methods.

1. Open oven
2. Get blasted by hot air
3. (Accidently) touch hot pie with finger
4. Resist pain
5. Take pie out of oven and proceed forth to desired dining room
6. Bite pie while enduring blood-curdling screams emitted from the pastry food source
7. Observe that said pie is burnt
8. Peek at pie's burnt bottom
9. Hear the pie's evil laugh before a splash of filling plops onto your hand
10. Resist pain
11. Observe red mark spreading
12. Lick off filling
13. Resist pain now spreading on tongue
14. Win struggle and kill pie
15. Feel funny sensations creeping on tongue for another 8 hours

Proceed to sketch out 3 random things to cool down.

4:45pm - scream

I look at the clock and realise that I haven't showed my dogs on FP yet.
Go into panic mode.

OH and listen to dramatic sad violin music on youtube plz, kthnx and BAI.

5:45pm - 6:00pm

I get bored. I scratch up this little dude.

-pets- I dunno why they're happy.


OH.
And
Guess what?

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.