BORN.Fear teh blog's pwnsomeness.
FEAR IT.Like teh kitteh did.
ANYHOW--My life, my works and its failure
TODAYPlease take a seat. READ.3:00am - peace, love and DREAMS1. My house burnnnns.
2. A flying dishlike skateboard.
3. We become citizens of China >C
3:30pm -
why pies win and i failLet me take you through a text-only tour of my award-winning pie-eating methods.1. Open oven
2.
Get blasted by hot air3. (
Accidently) touch hot pie with finger
4.
Resist pain5. Take pie out of oven and proceed forth to desired dining room
6. Bite pie while enduring blood-curdling screams emitted from the pastry food source
7. Observe that said pie is burnt
8. Peek at pie's burnt bottom
9. Hear the pie's evil laugh before a
splash of filling plops onto your hand10.
Resist pain11. Observe red mark spreading
12. Lick off filling
13.
Resist pain now spreading on tongue14. Win struggle and kill pie
15. Feel funny sensations creeping on tongue for another
8 hoursProceed to sketch out 3 random things to cool down.4:45pm -
screamI look at the clock and realise that
I haven't showed my dogs on FP yet.Go into panic mode.
OH and listen to dramatic sad violin music on youtube plz, kthnx and BAI.5:45pm - 6:00pmI get bored.
I scratch up this little dude.-pets- I dunno why they're happy.OH.
AndGuess what?
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.